Potion of ? (potion idea)

Here’s one for you DM’s that want a potion that causes a random effect (or rather, a mixture of random effects) [WARNING: A Lot Of Rolling Involved In This Potion!]

Appearance: A “grey” potion with weird  orange square bubbles flowing through it.

Description: This potion, made by brewing 8 different types of potions together, makes a mixture of things happen to the drinker. These things can be harmful or helpful, so he'd warning before drinking this potion.

Attribute: Roll 1d8 & 2d4, for each roll, use the corresponding table below

1:Become Invisible For 1d4 Turns

2: Something broke inside of you, take 3d4 damage

3: Your skin hardens a bit gain 2 ac for 1d6 turns

4:Paralized for 1d4 turns

5:Petrified for 1d4 turns

6: You gain true sight for 1d4 turns

7:Poisoned for 1d4+1 turns, for 1d4 for each turn

8:Your  speed increases by x2 from base for 1d4 turns

1:You gain fire breath for 1 use

2: You can’t see for 1d2 turns

3:You gain acid breath for 1 use

4: You can’t hear for 1d2 turns

1: Next attack against you is a crit

2: Take 1d6 - con damage

3: Take 1d6 + con of healing

4: Next attack against you is a miss