& then fish (event idea)
Here's one for you DM's that just want a 'what?' event. The players are walking about near the top of a mountain. & then they find a fish, just flopping their in the middle of the ground. If the players go to pick up the fish, the fish will look them in the eyes, stand up (DM must figure out how a fish would stand up), & then walk/flop it's self away, without breaking eye contact. If the players still attempt to pursue the fish it will pull out a knife (DM must figure out how a fish would pull out a knife) & then just point it in the players general direction menacingly. If at this point the players go to grab the fish, the fish will just drop the knife & run for it. If the players catch it while it's running away, the players can take the fish for whatever play-fish reasons they want.