D&D Ideas

Here’s one for you dm’s tha want to make the players fight some enraged gorns. The players are walking about near some farm lands, when they hear a farm yell. If they go & investigate they will find the a herd of gorns & the farmer’s herd of cattle have gone & fought each other. Not only that, they are causing property damage to the farm & are also betting the crap out of the cattle herd. The farmer will plead with the player to help with the gorns & offers ‘somethen special’ if they help.

Here’s one for you DM’s that want to make your preachers seem petty. The players are at a church when the preacher comes up to them with a letter. They ask the players to deliver it to a nearby church. If they do so the preacher at that church will make a profane expulsion after reading it, & then quickly write down something & put it in an envelope. The preacher will then tell the party to ‘quickly deliver this back to the send.’ If they do that the original preacher will get angry & send another letter. They will continue to send letter back & forth to each other, till one of them gets so indescribably mad, that they go over to the other church & attempt to beat the crap out of the other preacher. If the players read the letters, they will find that they say something like ‘god said x about you’ which is actually just them insulting each other thinly behind the veil of ‘god said so’