Nobody expect the OSHA inquisition (event idea)

Here’s one for you DM’s who want a funny event of unnecessary force.

The players are in a local business, when one of them noticed that there's an odd amount of water coming from the back room. If they mention this to management the person will begin to say howe “they will get to it as soon as they can” then quickly provided by them looking behind the player & saying “Oh no”.

Then as if on cue, a bunch of armored individuals start breaking down the front door & windows & rush into the building. This is then followed by a tiny for even gnome standard gnome. The gnome & people introduce themselves as OSHA representatives & are here to check the due maintenance of the building. They will then go around & mention everything that's wrong with the building (the DM can decide if this includes the damages just caused by them extravagantly entering the building), & after about a good five minutes, they will bring up all the things wrong with the building to the manger, & a fine of an absurdly large size & then leave.

After this the players can continue commenting on what they were talking about before… but the management will be too “out of it” to be able to register what is going on.

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