“How to get nothing done, while doing work” (item idea)

Here’s one for you DM’s that want a book that seems to provide benefits but doesn't.

Appearance: A large brown book that has had most of its title obscured, the only words that are visible are “doing work”

Description: This book, made by a comedian, provides no advantage to it’s reader. It’s a pretty dry satire that most would not be able to tell, unless told beforehand. Any information in this book is off far enough to where it can’t be used correctly.

Attribute: Can be read

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