Horace's Homemade Delacacy Pie (food idea)
Here's one for you DM's that wants absolute disgusting tasting food
Appearance: A pot pie that is sealed in a container that says "Horace's Homemade Delicacy Pie: Best pie in the universe"
Description: This Pie, made by the Horace food company, is absolute crap. Don't eat it. To quote a customer who ate it " It doesn't have milk, its gravy is weak, its crust is soft,only the top part is crust, AND the worst part is.. I just learned there isn't any gravy, its all [expletive] turkey broth." Give this to someone you wish to insult, it's worse than any words you could ever muster.
Attribute: when eaten, have eater roll a constitution save throw (On fail, they will throw up)
Appearance: A pot pie that is sealed in a container that says "Horace's Homemade Delicacy Pie: Best pie in the universe"
Description: This Pie, made by the Horace food company, is absolute crap. Don't eat it. To quote a customer who ate it " It doesn't have milk, its gravy is weak, its crust is soft,only the top part is crust, AND the worst part is.. I just learned there isn't any gravy, its all [expletive] turkey broth." Give this to someone you wish to insult, it's worse than any words you could ever muster.
Attribute: when eaten, have eater roll a constitution save throw (On fail, they will throw up)
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